With followup to a comment made by Stephanie, “You’re all pervs”, it appears to have been confirmed that the UK is the quickest growing consumer of porn. That is according to an article written by The Independant, and covered by Dark Reading.

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After a month of him leaving, he still haunts me. It appears that before he “left”, the DBA had been working on modifying some of the scripts that do daily maintenance of the DB. This is fine, however he neglected to tell anybody he was doing it, and that he hadn’t finished. [...]

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That’s the general rule of thumb when it comes to data. If you throw crap data into a database, all you’ll get out is crap. Unless you’re a wizard, or fairy, of course, which is what I think the company I work for thinks I am. I’ve just been tasked with the [...]

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Just to be frustrating to Bill, I’m testing a theory about blog comments, and his issues with people still posting… See the link below to find out more…

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Today Bill suggested we should make a BOFH Words of the Day calendar. Today is special, being the first day and all, we’re having 2 words. They are instigating and cheraoke. And used in sentences:

The software is instigating just fine.

And…

Do you see that 2003 Jeep Cheraoke?

That last one sounds better if you [...]

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Yesterday started off okay, I woke up. From there, it was all downhill.

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