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		<title>More BBC funnies&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Angliss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mentioned a while back that BBC has an odd way of putting headlines.&#160; Whilst the body isn’t funny, the way the title was announced seems a little zombie like… Severed hand attack victim dies Was she attacked by a severed hand?&#160; Sadly no, full story is here, but the title makes it seem like [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p></p><p>I mentioned a <a href="http://jon.netdork.net/2007/11/15/bbc-headlines" target="_blank">while back</a> that BBC has an odd way of putting headlines.&#160; Whilst the body isn’t funny, the way the title was announced seems a little <em>zombie</em> like… </p>  <blockquote>   <p><font style="background-color: #ffffff">Severed hand attack victim dies</font></p> </blockquote>  <p>Was she attacked by a severed hand?&#160; Sadly no, full story is <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8364106.stm" target="_blank">here</a>, but the title makes it seem like she was.</p><!-- google_ad_section_end -->]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>From the files of &#8220;wtf?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2006 17:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Angliss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I admit, I&#8217;m all for torturing the hell out of people that sexually assult children, but what parent would let their 14 year old daughter go to meet somebody they met online without being with them? Seriously? Any takers? No, didn&#8217;t think so&#8230; At least not the sane. But apparently somebody did. And for [...]]]></description>
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		</div><p>So I admit, I&#8217;m all for torturing the hell out of people that sexually assult children, but what parent would let their 14 year old daughter go to meet somebody they met online without being with them?  Seriously?  Any takers? No, didn&#8217;t think so&#8230; At least not the sane.  But apparently somebody <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06/20/myspace_sued/" title="TheRegister; MySpace sued for $30m after assault on 14-year-old">did</a>.  And for their incompetency as parents, they want to make somebody else pay.</p><!-- google_ad_section_end -->]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>WTF?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 19:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Angliss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who better to represent England in the World Cup than two bald gay guys&#8230; you know&#8230; the ones from the early 90s with the song &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy&#8221;&#8230; yes yes&#8230; Right Said Fred are representing England for the world cup.]]></description>
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		</div><p>Who better to represent England in the World Cup than two bald gay guys&#8230; you know&#8230; the ones from the early 90s with the song &#8220;I&#8217;m Too Sexy&#8221;&#8230; yes yes&#8230; Right Said Fred are <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2006260256,00.html" title="WTF?">representing England</a> for the world cup.</p><!-- google_ad_section_end -->]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>[Insert Random Whity Title]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2006 14:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Angliss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go Greenpeace.]]></description>
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		</div><p>Go <a href="http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/news/14691089.htm" title="Greenpeace's fill-in-the-blank public relations meltdown">Greenpeace</a>.</p><!-- google_ad_section_end -->]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Two years later..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonathan Angliss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And they&#8217;re still talking about her boob.]]></description>
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		</div><p>And they&#8217;re still talking about her <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5036108.stm" title="BBC News; Janet's breast flash fine upheld">boob</a>.</p><!-- google_ad_section_end -->]]></content:encoded>
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